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Best 21 Quotes by Seth MacFarlane

“Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.”

“Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.”

“Evolution doesn't care whether you believe in it or not, no more than gravity does.”

“I always thought it would be funny to have the Parents Television Council write an episode of 'Family Guy' and give them full creative control. Then see how good the episode is. That's something we've actually discussed in the writers' room. We haven't proposed it yet, but if somebody from the PTC reads this, it might be worth discussing.”

“I distrust all television doctors.”

“I do not believe in God. I'm an atheist. I consider myself a critical thinker, and it fascinates me that in the 21st century most people still believe in, as George Carlin puts it, 'the invisible man living in the sky'.”

“I'm big on the importance of science, particularly right now at this point in time when there's sort of a systematic rejection of science by a lot of people in America.”

“If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.”

“If you literally believe the story of Noah, try getting a monkey in a car during a storm. It's almost impossible. Now do it one more time.”

“Religion notoriously claims that they invented morality, they didn't. Morality exists in animals, you know.”

“Sarah Palin is very pro-life of course, unless the life is that of an Iraqi civilian or a wolf running frantically from a roaring helicopter while being strafed with ribbons of automatic weapons fire.”

“The average person has eight different jobs over the course of their lifetime. You get a little antsy doing the same thing.”

“The only problem is time.”

“The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.”

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“The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.”

“There are things about the single lifestyle that are very appealing.”

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“David Lynch was a big influence in how when you watch Twin Peaks or many of his films, one of the things I love is that he empowers the viewer to make their own decision about what's happening.

It just starts in a world you don't know too much about, and he's so good at using that to amplify the mystery, but also the feeling that you're smart enough to figure this out. I love that.”

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“There have to be people who are vocal about the advancement of knowledge over faith.”

“This is life, the one you get so go and have a ball, because the world don't move, to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you, may not be right for some.”

“What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.”

“When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.”

“Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy.”