Seth Rogen Quotes

Who is Seth Rogen?

Seth Aaron Rogen is a Canadian-American actor and comedian.

Born April 15, 1982
Age 40 years old

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“As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.”

“Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.”

“Even vegetables have feelings in our world.”

“I am lazy, but for some reason, I am so paranoid that I end up working hard.”

“I don't make the best movies in the world, but at times, I do feel like I'm adding something to the cinematic community.”

“I feel no sympathy for my food.”

“I first did standup at a lesbian bar. I didn't know it was a lesbian bar at the time, but the lesbians loved me. I was huge among the lesbians and am to this day. I'm thrilled with the lesbian support.”

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“I guess it's a kind of a goal for any actor to be the lead of a movie. Not for ego reasons, but because it is creatively the biggest challenge.”

“I know most people don't like their jobs very much and don't get a lot of personal satisfaction from their jobs. That's something that I really do get a lot of.”

“I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.”

“I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is the funniest guy ever'.”

“I'll vote for whoever is the Democrat. That's all I need to know.”

“I'm proud to say that I've never had a normal job. I started doing stand-up when I was in high school, purely as a measure to never get a proper job.”

“I'm so good at procrastinating.”

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“If you ask most high schoolers who Bruce Lee is, they will say that it someone they sit next to in English class.”

“It's definitely not true what they say about women wanting a guy with a sense of humour. What women mean is that they want a guy with a sense of humour who is really handsome. If a girl had a choice between Brad Pitt or me, she'd pick Brad Pitt. And I'm a lot funnier than he is.”

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“It's important to see your parents as individuals. As a son or as a daughter you don't stop and think that your parents might have their own expectations, dreams or disappointments.”

“It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.”

“Life, as I see it, is R-rated.”

“Marriage can be expensive, and if I lose millions then it'll be the best millions I've spent.”

“Most comedy comes out of misery.”

“Most people I work with are older than me and the main thing I've learnt is that everyone is a dumb as an 18-year-old.”

“People constantly make pop-culture references. That's why it's called popular culture, because people are aware of it and reference it constantly.”

“Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.”

“The current Babe Ruth of improv? Sacha Baron Cohen. He's pretty amazing.”

“The good thing about L.A. is that there's always someone more famous 100 yards away from me.”

“Vegans are murderers, just like everyone else.”

“When I was a little kid, I used to say, 'I would rather host the Oscars than win an Oscar.' To me, that seemed like the more appealing, fun gig.”

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“Where I come from, 'communism' is not a terrible word.”

“You don't often see fight scenes with people who have no idea how to fight.”

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“I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines!”

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