Stephen Merchant Quotes

“I like playing a bit of golf. But, if people went around beating people to
death with golf clubs, I'd say, 'Ban golf. I'll take up tennis'.”

Stephen Merchant

“I was trying for years to woo people through humour, but it seems flash cars are much easier.”

Stephen Merchant

“You can only be embarrassed if you allow yourself to be embarrassed. If you embrace it and just accept that you're kind of a klutz, and you're able to make it into comedy gold.”

Stephen Merchant