Steve Byrne Quotes
Best 6 Banned Jokes Quotes by Steve Byrne
Banned Jokes Quotes
“If you see something, say something.
You best believe I do. The other day I called 911.
I was watching ESPN, women's swimming and I saw a suspicious package.”
“Kamala Harris making history. The first woman of Jamaican and Indian descent to be elected African-American.”
“Sexual identity is a big issue these days. Disney announced they're making a feature film about a transgender whale. It's called Maybe Dick.”
“The border wall obviously is a big issue. Recent polls show that 40% of all Americans are for the border wall and 40% are against. 20% said 'no comprende'.
As an American I don't care how Mexicans feel about a border wall because with enough time, they'll get over it.”
“The Miss Nevada pageant occurred recently and a transgender won it for the first time in the pageant's history.
It think that's fantastic. I think what clinched it was the talent portion where she wrote her name in the snow.”
“There are rumours that Margot Robbie and Emma Watson are gonna team up together to make a lesbian remake of 'Brokeback Mountain'.
I gotta tell you, on one hand I'm so sick of Hollywood making these unoriginal remakes and on the other hand... lotion!”
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