Steve Byrne Quotes

Best 6 Banned Jokes Quotes by Steve Byrne

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“If you see something, say something.

You best believe I do. The other day I called 911.

I was watching ESPN, women's swimming and I saw a suspicious package.”

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“Kamala Harris making history. The first woman of Jamaican and Indian descent to be elected African-American.”

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“Sexual identity is a big issue these days. Disney announced they're making a feature film about a transgender whale. It's called Maybe Dick.”

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“The border wall obviously is a big issue. Recent polls show that 40% of all Americans are for the border wall and 40% are against. 20% said 'no comprende'.

As an American I don't care how Mexicans feel about a border wall because with enough time, they'll get over it.”

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“The Miss Nevada pageant occurred recently and a transgender won it for the first time in the pageant's history.

It think that's fantastic. I think what clinched it was the talent portion where she wrote her name in the snow.”

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“There are rumours that Margot Robbie and Emma Watson are gonna team up together to make a lesbian remake of 'Brokeback Mountain'.

I gotta tell you, on one hand I'm so sick of Hollywood making these unoriginal remakes and on the other hand... lotion!”

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