Ted Nugent Quotes

“A man must stand up for what he believes in – especially in this culture war between good and evil.”

“According to Democrats it's racist, jingoistic and xenophobic to support enforcing America's immigration laws. What's next for Democrats, labeling heterosexual sex as homophobic?”

“Animals have rights. To be smothered with garlic and butter!”

“Anybody that wants to disarm me can drop dead.”

“Apartheid isn't that cut-and-dry. All men are not created equal.”

“Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?”

“Donald Trump is taking flak from the media, establishment republicans and all the democrats for merely stating the obvious and the truth: Vladimir Putin is much more of a leader than President Obama.”

“Everyone, including Hillary Clinton, knows Hillary is an unsavory and unethical scoundrel, an obvious and accomplished liar and, if America had a real Justice Department that actually cared about serving up equal justice under the law, she would be facing a number of felony charges.”

“Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe.”

“God gave us the gift of life. It is the most precious gift ever. To be unarmed is to be helpless to protect that gift; that is outright irresponsible.”

“How I dodged Vietnam Draft? Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water.

Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin’ and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie… Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value.

Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.”

“Hunting is the last perfect thing.”

“I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.”

“I don't like repeat offenders; I like dead offenders.”

“I have a job to pay attention. It is my number one duty as a human being – to earn an experiment in self-government every day by spotlighting cockroaches who violate their oath to the US constitution and wipe their *ss with the US Constitution.”

“I have obviously failed to galvanize and prod, if not shame enough Americans to be ever vigilant not to let a Chicago communist raised communist educated communist nurtured subhuman mongrel like the ACORN community organizer gangster Barack Hussein Obama to weasel his way into the top office of authority in the United States of America.”

“I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.”

“I hunt deer because they aren't capable of higher forms of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away'.

They are very much like the French in that way.”

“I never thought too highly of anyone foolish enough to take on the nickname of a life-destroying dope product and promote such family-destroying conduct on stage.”

“I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop.”

“I'm a lucky, lucky man. I mean, the people I surround myself with are so inspirational. They're so motivational and they're so dynamic and positive.

You really can't stop that positive force when everything and everyone around you is so positive.”

“I'm aware of Yusef Lateef and Sun Ra and John Coltrane. My music cup runneth over. I try to encourage people: don't cut anything off, don't limit yourself. Give it a good listen: you might find something in that goofy Sun Ra noise, that dissonance.

Before I learned 'official musicality' – which you should avoid at all costs – I listened to some Sun Ra and Yusef Lateef and John Coltrane and that's where 'Journey to the Center of the Mind' came from.

When you intentionally and aggressively pursue musical communication with those powerfully impactful musical geniuses, you will pick up something.”

“I'm beginning to wonder if it would have been best had the South won the Civil War.”

“I'm not in the leftist controlled Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because of my political views, primarily my lifelong militant support of the NRA, the Second Amendment, and my belief that the only good bad guy is a dead bad guy.”

“I'm repulsed at the concept of man-on-man sex, I think it's against nature, I think it's strange as hell, but if that's what you are, I love you.

I'm not going to judge people's morals. I say live and let live.”

“If Elvis Presley had been a bowhunter, he'd probably be alive today.”

“If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him.”

“If there is one thing I am, it's always right.”

“If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.”

“If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed – like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.”