Ted Nugent Quotes Page 2

“If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.”

“It was psychobabbler Abraham Maslow who wrote of the phenomena of self-actualization. What Maslow failed to grasp is that reaching true self-actualization can only be ultimately achieved when you have your own brand of ammunition.”

“James Brown's Live at the Apollo is not just a musical whiplash, it's a spiritual cleansing.

You can just close your eyes and see him doing the splits, kicking the mic stand and doing a 360.”

“Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food – unless, of course, it's a mallard.”

“Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up.”

“Music is the great connector.”

“My haters are laughable punks, my supporters the greatest people that ever lived.”

“My idea of fast food is a mallard.”

“Name me a society that doesn't love barbeque. It doesn't exist. Mankind is barbeque celebration.”

“Nobody is going to invest a fortune into good orchard land, all the farming equipment necessary, the fertilizer, the seedlings, the nonstop Herculean work effort needed to grow apples, then bring them to the fruit stand for people to take home for free.”

“Only criminals and bloodsuckers reward bad behavior.”

“Organized religion is good for wars, battles, pissin' and moanin' and not much else.”

“Our soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk their lives in vain and defend our Constitution so that decades later you can tell me it's a living document ever changing and is open to interpretation.

The guys who wrote it were light years ahead of anyone today, and they meant what they said – now leave the document alone, or there's going to be trouble.”

“Ozzy, God bless him, is super talented. He is a great man. He is a man of heart and soul and goodwill.

He is a very funny man but he is a perfect poster child of why I have never touched drugs, alcohol, tobacco or fast food.”

“Pat Buchanan was fired by MSNBC for doing nothing more than voicing his rock-solid conservative thoughts on the otherwise failing network. The real message of the left is intolerance, zealotry, bigotry and hate.

The left has no use for the First Amendment or the rest of the Constitution unless it fits their multicultural, euro-socialist agenda, which is failing all across Europe and everywhere it is practiced.”

“Sometimes too much tolerance can kill you. If you are tolerant of people poisoning themselves to death they will drag you down. They will ruin your life by being intentional obstacles to your dreams.”

“The culture war in America can best be described by the battle between workin' hard, playin' hard sh*tkickers that bust our ass to make America strong by earning our own way and kickin' maximum ass versus soulless weaklings who have been brainwashed into thinking they are entitled to a free ride.”

“The freedom-hating gun-grabbers do not care about reducing crime or saving lives, or they wouldn't be fighting for more gun-free zones where the most innocent lives are always slaughtered.

Those squawking the loudest for banning guns from we the people will not get rid of their we-the-people tax-dollar-paid armed security guards.”

“The heartbreak of runaway corruption, abuse of power and indefensible criminality by our government and media should, must inspire all good we-the-people Americans to wake the hell up from the embarrassing curse of apathy and start demanding constitutional accountability from our elected employees. How radically non-sheep of me.”

“The Indians, they needed some food and some skins for a roof. They only took what they needed, baby. Millions of buffalo were the proof.”

“The Second Amendment of our Bill of Rights is my Concealed Weapons Permit, period.”

“The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.”

“The way that you eliminate bad and ugly is either through activism and policy making that never tolerates evil – instead of the liberal politically correct policy of accepting evil and accepting other points of views that destroy lives.

We the thoughtful, productive people of American have got to take our freedom back.”

“There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today.

The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.”

“There aren't really any actual misconceptions, just dumb people versus good, honest people.”

“There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.”

“To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want r*pists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead.

No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em.”

“Use your lives wisely, my friends, and conserve these precious freedoms for future generations.”

“What the hell is social justice? What sort of fool can imagine income equality as dictated by bureaucrats and government thugs?

I dare anyone to attempt to explain those drug-inspired fantasies in meaningful terms.”

“Whenever I donate a hunting trip for the Children's Leukemia Foundation, Ronald McDonald Cancer House, all these children's charities, I offer the anti-hunters an opportunity: if you donate more to the children's charity than the hunters donate we won't go hunting.”