Theo Von Quotes



Best No Offense Quotes by Theo Von

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“I ain’t being gay. There’s already too many gays out there! 90,000 maybe.”

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“If you look at me from the side, I look like I have a little bit of Down syndrome.

And I can make that joke because I actually beat Down syndrome in 1991.

I’m in remission. Praise God, baby.”

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“Lee Harvey Oswald went to our middle school. True story.

Pistol Pete Maravich lived and died in our town. So, two good shooters.”

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“Now they have 100 machines for women at the gym.

When I was young they had four machines at the gym for ladies, and three of ‘em were stoves!”

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“They're just jokes, people. They can't all be funny.”

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