Tom Lanoye Quotes

Who the Heck is Tom Lanoye?

Tom Lanoye is a Belgian author of 'Speechless', 'The Divine Monster' and 'Slaves to Fortune'.

Born August 27, 1958

Books by Tom Lanoye


Best 10 Quotes by Tom Lanoye

“Actually, you should have two lives: one to live and one to write. Those two disturb each other.”

Tom Lanoye

“Big Brother realizes the greatest wish of the people: you don't have to be able to do anything and you become famous anyway. Fantastic!”

Tom Lanoye

“Happiness is a disaster. It makes you so lazy. If you're not careful, you'll start loving life too.”

Tom Lanoye

“The best way to set your house on fire is: open all interior doors, pour a jerry can of gasoline on a dog in the living room, and put it on fire.”

Tom Lanoye

“The most aesthetically pleasing way to commit suicide is to have an operation by four surgeons at the same time.”

Tom Lanoye

“The Nervii were the first nerve patients.”

Tom Lanoye

"Speechless" Quotes

“Mothers never become people again, mothers remain mothers.”

Tom Lanoye
Speechless

“One does not protest against a self-chosen fate.”

Tom Lanoye
Speechless

"The Divine Monster" Quotes

“Every beast prays in its own way.”

Tom Lanoye
The Divine Monster

"The Third Marriage" Quotes

“The cold that lips can feel causes so much more pain than what bare hands can tolerate.”

Tom Lanoye
The Third Marriage