Tom Lanoye Quotes

Born August 27, 1958

Who on Earth is Tom Lanoye?

Tom Lanoye is a Belgian author of 'Speechless', 'The Divine Monster' and 'Slaves to Fortune'.

Books by Tom Lanoye

Best Quotes by Tom Lanoye

“Actually, you should have two lives: one to live and one to write. Those two disturb each other.”

Tom Lanoye

“Big Brother realizes the greatest wish of the people: you don't have to be able to do anything and you become famous anyway. Fantastic!”

Tom Lanoye

“Every beast prays in its own way.”

Tom Lanoye
The Divine Monster

“Happiness is a disaster. It makes you so lazy. If you're not careful, you'll start loving life too.”

Tom Lanoye

“Mothers never become people again, mothers remain mothers.”

Tom Lanoye
Speechless

“One does not protest against a self-chosen fate.”

Tom Lanoye
Speechless

“The best way to set your house on fire is: open all interior doors, pour a jerry can of gasoline on a dog in the living room, and put it on fire.”

Tom Lanoye

“The cold that lips can feel causes so much more pain than what bare hands can tolerate.”

Tom Lanoye
The Third Marriage

“The most aesthetically pleasing way to commit suicide is to have an operation by four surgeons at the same time.”

Tom Lanoye

“The Nervii were the first nerve patients.”

Tom Lanoye