Tommy Cooper Quotes Page 3
Best 65 Quotes by Tommy Cooper – Page 3 of 3
“Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.”
“Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.”
“What do you call an out-of-work jester? Nobody’s fool.”
“When I was a kid, I went to a psychiatrist for one of those aptitude tests. On the desk he put a pitchfork, a wrench, and a hammer and he said to the nurse: “If he grabs the pitchfork, he’ll become a farmer. If he grabs the wrench, he’ll be a mechanic, and if he takes the hammer, he’ll be a carpenter.” I grabbed the nurse!”
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”
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