Tucker Max Quotes

“It is better to ask for forgiveness then permission.”

“I could never kill myself. What if it doesn't work. Then I'll have failed at the only thing that could save me from my failures. Where do you go from there?”

“If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.”

“No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.”

“The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.”

“You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.”

“I never understand why women think drama and bullsh*t are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue c*nty lunatics.”

“The rules your parents teach you to live by are very different than the rules the world actually runs by. Most of the conventional wisdom is not only wrong, it's a lie told to us by people who want to control us. It doesn't help us, it helps them. Pretty much everything we're told by the established power structures in our lives are made up fairytales us to reinforce that control: Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the tooth fairy, fat-free frozen dinners, religion, and metering lights on the highway. The list goes on.”

“Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.”

“No one’s coming to save you. Your life is up to you. You can start now. It’s not too late.”