Tucker Max Quotes
Best Assholes Finish First Quotes by Tucker Max
Assholes Finish First Quotes
“I could never kill myself. What if it doesn't work. Then I'll have failed at the only thing that could save me from my failures. Where do you go from there?”
“If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.”
“No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.”
“The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.”
“You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.”
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