W. C. Fields Quotes

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Best Quotes by W. C. Fields

“A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.”

“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.”

“Always carry a flask of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.”

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