W. C. Fields Quotes
Books by W. C. Fields
Best Quotes by W. C. Fields
“A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.”
“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.”
“Always carry a flask of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.”
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“In what other business can a guy my age drink martinis, smoke cigars and sing? I think all people who retire ought to go into show business. I've been retired all my life.”
