W. C. Fields Quotes
Best Quotes by W. C. Fields
“A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.”
“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.”
“Always carry a flask of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.”
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“People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.”
