Will Rogers Quotes


Best 78 Quotes by Will Rogers – Page 1 of 3

“A fool and his money are soon elected.”

“A king can stand people fighting but he can't last long if people start thinking.”

“A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.”

“A stranger is just a friend I haven't met yet.”

“A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.”

“After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.”

“Always drink upstream from the herd.”

“America has the best politicians money can buy.”

“An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.”

“Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.”

“Common sense ain't common.”

“Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.”

“Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.”

“Don't let yesterday take up too much of today.”

“Don't squat with your spurs on.”

“Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.”

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“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”

“Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.”

“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”

“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.”

“Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.”

“I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.”

“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”

“I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.”

“I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.”

“I never met a person that I did not want to like.”

“I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.”

“I would love to see Mr. Henry Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.”

“If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week.”

“If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?”

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