Who the hell is Yogi Berra?

“90% of the game is half mental.”

“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”

“Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”

“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.”

“Déjà vu all over again.”

“Even Napoleon had his Watergate.”

“Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.”

“He must have made that before he died.”

“I never said most of the things I said.”

“I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.”

“I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.”

“I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”

“If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop ‘em. ”

“If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.”

“If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.”

“If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.”

“If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”

“In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.”

“It ain't over till it's over.”

“It's getting late early.”

“It's not too far; it just seems like it is.”

“It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.”

“Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.”

“Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator.”

“No matter where you go, there you are.”

“Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded.”

“Okay you guys, pair up in threes!”

“Somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.”

“The future ain’t what it used to be.”

“We made too many wrong mistakes.”

“When you come to a fork in the road, take it!”

“You can observe a lot just by watching.”

“You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.”

“You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.”