Zsa Zsa Gabor quotes

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never her age.”

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“A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.”

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“A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.”

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“As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.”

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“Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you beautiful.”

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“Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.”

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“Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.”

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“Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.”

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“How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?”

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“I believe in large families: Every woman should have at least three husbands.”

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“I call everyone 'Darling' because I can’t remember their names.”

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“I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So Momma sent me to a different school.”

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“I love the intellectual type, they know everything and suspect nothing.”

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“I love to put on diamonds and beautiful evening gowns and make my girlfriends upset.”

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“I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.”

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“I want a man who is kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”

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“I’d rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.”

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“I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”

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“If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.”

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“Macho does not prove mucho.”

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“One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.”

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“Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work. American men work all day and have no time for love.”

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“Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.”

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“The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage.”

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“To a smart girl men are no problem – they’re the answer.”

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“To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.”

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“To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.”

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“You never really know a man until you have divorced him.”

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